Pseudo Scientist

By the Degenerates (1979, Michigan)

It all started when he was one year old;

did something that he thought was bold:

Took some Big-D put it in his brain.

Next thing you know he had gone insane.

Oh no, no! Here I go again!

On the dark side of an astral plane.

Oh no, no! Here I go again!

Committing horrible evil and terrible sin.

Don’t ask me why I am half;

Now everybody looks at me and laugh.

I’m so strange you would not believe:

I wipe my own snot on other’s sleeves.

Oh no, no! Here I go again!

On the dark side of an astral plane.

Oh no, no! Here I go again!

Committing horrible evil and terrible sin.

I know, it all started when I was one year old.

I did something that I thought was bold.

Now I am a pseudo scientist.

Call me “Snot-man” and I’ll get pissed.

Oh no, no! Let’s go again!

On the dark side of an astral plane.

Oh no, no! Here I go again!

Committing horrible evil and terrible sin.

It all started when we were one year old;

Let’s do something that we think is bold:

Take some Big-D put it in our brains.

Next thing you know we are all insane.

Oh no, no! Let’s go again!

On the dark side of an astral plane.

Oh no, no! Let’s go again!

Let’s commit some horrible evil and terrible sin.